(Cartoon courtesy of Woman’s World.)
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Not Youtube
Posted in Humor, Life, tagged cartoon, children humor, digital life humor, Humor, painting cartoon, painting humor on October 28, 2022| 4 Comments »
Zone Out
Posted in Humor, Nature/Animals, tagged animal, duck, duck in pond, duck sleeping on rock, funny duck, Humor, nature, pond on September 30, 2021| Leave a Comment »
Aqua
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Neighborhood Watch
Posted in Humor, Nature/Animals, tagged animal humor, cat, cat on roof, felinie, Humor, pet, sky, white cat on November 30, 2020| 6 Comments »
Sun Seeker Cats
Posted in Home/Garden, Humor, Inspiration, Nature/Animals, tagged cat, cat sunglasses, cat sunlight, cats colors, cats summer, colors, feline, pet, relaxation cat, sun seeker cats on July 24, 2020| 8 Comments »
Fish Food
Posted in Humor, Nature/Animals, tagged cartoon, fish cartoon, fish humor, Humor, ocean cartoon, smile on April 30, 2020| 5 Comments »
Sushi #2
Posted in Humor, Nature/Animals, tagged cartoon, cat, cat and sushi, cat humor, feline, Humor, romance humor, sushi on October 30, 2019| 2 Comments »
Open Mind
Posted in Humor, Nature/Animals, tagged adoption, animal, animal humor, cartoon, cat, family, Humor, kangaroo on March 17, 2016| 6 Comments »
Michael Jordan’s Prenup
Posted in Humor, Life, Personality/Celebrity, tagged celebrity, celebrity prenuptial agreement, marriage, marriage humor, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan's marriage, relationship, romance on May 14, 2013| 18 Comments »
The rich are different from you and me.
Couldn’t help thinking of this quote when I read about Michael Jordan’s prenuptial agreement with his new bride, model Yvette Prieto.
It was reported that should the couple end up divorcing, she will receive $1 million for every year that they stay married. And if the marriage lasts for 10 years, she will receive $5 million per year in the event of a divorce.
It was also said that the prenup will protect Jordan’s huge fortune.
I guess $1 million is small change to Jordan, in comparison to his total wealth.
Well, what about us regular womenfolk? What do we get, after a year, or several years of marriage. Let me count the ways.
The first year of marriage, he tells you on Valentine’s Day: “This is your day. You don’t have to cook” So we eat out for breakfast, lunch and dinner. As the years go by, the Valentine dining out treats dwindle to two, then one. In some years, the treat metamorphoses into one of those standard heart-shaped box of candies.
The first year, he is all attentive to your words. As the years go by, a husband seems to lose the ability to hear the questions that you ask. Often,you have to repeat two, or even three times, before you get an answer or some kind of response.
Unlike Yvette Prieto, for regular womenfolk, you bank account may or may not grow during marriage.
But, then again, some things do grow in the relationship/bonding account: things like a shared history, and someone who knows your idiosyncrasies, and more importantly, someone who tolerates them.